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Lord Commander of the Universe

We are looking for a leader for our new world order, this job will be a challenging one but will be very rewarding. The job includes several tasks including Lording, Commanding and Universing.

Tasks and responsebilities

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Lording, Commanding and Universing the Universe.

Judgement of all human beings and undiscovered species.

Creating a safe and warm work enviroment for future minions and subjects.

Expanding Stolidus's brand beyond World takeovers, mind-control and Robotic vacuum cleaning simulators.

 

Requirements & Skills

5 years or more leading a dictatorship or evil company.

Great middlemanagement skills.

A positive and gogetter attitude.

An acceptance to the fact that you might have to sacrifice a couple of million minions to the great space lord Spacelordius.

A cool costume and an evil laugh (leotards are a bonus).

 

If you feel that this description matches you and you are ready for the challenge we would love to hear from you.

Please send your CV and Application to stolidus@outlook.com

 

 

Minion

We are looking for a minions to join our team. As a Minion you will be under the complete controll of our lord commander and will serve him forever, until you get sacrificed at least.

 

Tasks and responsebilities

Being completely under the control of the lord commander as previously stated.

Requirements and skills.

Applicants only need to be cool about being sacrificed and that they no longer have control over their free will (but we do have free dental).

 

If you feel that this description matches you and you are ready for the challenge we would love to hear from you.
Please send your CV and Application to stolidus@outlook.com

 

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